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A ptooey is a very young kitten whose face still looks like harsh wind blew against it, it has a round derpy face, eyes which resemble a black orb, a ball like body and short legs. Every ptooey is a kitten but not every kitten is a ptooey.
ptooey by PtooeyEnthusiast June 13, 2023
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Ptooey
Ptooey the name given to **** **** as he played the Witcher 3 when reading some subtitles about some yungfla spitting
Pooey Transaction
The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
Pooey Ballies
Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008
Pooey
Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.
Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
phooey
i. Word uttered or screamed in frusration, annoyance, or anger; a clean alternative to fuck, shit, or damn.
ii. Word yelled by Donald Duck when something bad happens to him.
ii. Word yelled by Donald Duck when something bad happens to him.
phooey by I.P. Greenish October 28, 2005