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psychoslag 

ex girlfriend who insists on making it obvious that they're sleeping with other people with the purpose of trying to cause they're ex pain mentally. Also constantly trying to show that they're extatically happy without they're ex, often laughing out loud when they're within earshot/sight and constantly trying to belittle them and turn all their ex's friends against them.
My ex is such a psychoslag, she'll sleep with anything just to try and make me jealous - how pathetic is that, who would want anything to do with a psychoslag?
psychoslag by Badboy the regulator October 18, 2010
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psycholagy 

When the lag in an game messes with your playing.

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A term to describe the psychology of arena first person shooters. A portmanteau of lag and psychology, to highlight the unique issues and psychology that goes into arena shooters, and the fixation on "Lag" or "Mouse issues".
John: I was playing TF2 /Overwatch last night and this other Medic/Mercy had complaints about lag and frame rate every time they died..
Ollie: That's what we call Psycholagy.
John: Don't you mean Psychology?
Ollie: STFU

Psycholagny 

The ability of a person (most commonly a male) to enter a state of sexual arousal and/or sexual climax (i.e. ejaculation) simply by imagining a sexual situation that would normally induce said sexual reaction; when experienced during sleep, also referred to as a nocturnal emission or "wet dream".
WARNING: The typical high school male is prone to fits of psycholagny when within about 10-ft. range of anyone on whom they have a crush, including peers and/or teachers. You have been warned.
Psycholagny by Shadowulf1 February 27, 2011

Psycholagnea 

A form of mental psychosis characterized by visual and audio hallucinations explicitly depicting pornographic imagery.
Mr. Wright has been diagnosed with Psycholagnea.
Psycholagnea by Mrsheriffmilk March 25, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026