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pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008

pseudopatriot 

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012

Pseudopath 

Someone who pretends to give a shit.
I thought Lucy actually cared, but she's just a Pseudopath.
Pseudopath by lmperfect April 21, 2022

Pedocrat 

A pedophile that has been brainwashed by progressive liberal propaganda, rendering their thought processes incoherent and void of anything except for socialism and pedophile intentions.
"Dang, Matt! Did you see Creepy Joe try to make a move on that girl? What a pedocrat!"
Pedocrat by Josh J. Hsoj December 23, 2019

Psuedobration 

When you think your cell phone is ringing/ vibrating in your purse or pocket, but it's not.
Oh man, I thought that sexy babe from last night was calling me, but it turns out it was just another psuedobration in my pants.
Psuedobration by drunk monkey-njh December 29, 2008