protoman 

The first sucessful creation of Dr. Light and Dr. Wily in their researching of robotics. Soon after, Wily stole much of their findings and began a campaign to rule the world. Though Megaman stands mostly in Wily's way, Protoman also lends a hand every now and then when his 'brother' is in trouble.

Protoman is known for his dark sunglasses and yellow scarf. He also announces his presence by whistling his theme song. An imperfection in his neural network was later discovered by Dr. Light that gave Protoman a unique free will, but it would also run down his systems and cause irreparable damage over time. Protoman chose to leave the glitch unperfected, and lives his days how he wishes, and probably solitary.

*NOTE: Protoman's original name (in Japan) is Blues.

"Protoman come when he's needed."

protoman by Synchro September 14, 2003

protoboner 

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

protoman 

The Number one Robot of Doctor Light in the Mega man Series. this robot is the brother of megaman.
protoman is a loner, he's very mysterious..

Protoman Is A Mystery

protoman by Sven May 7, 2003

Protobean 

The cutest creature on earth created by a certain Las Vegas-based company.

It took a month to arrive but its finally here, the boi himself, the protobean!!!

Protobean by Am_Yeff March 24, 2022

protogoal 

A goal scored in the last minutes of a game that has no effect on the outcome of the game.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.

Yair: Bayern scored their second goal in the game!
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...

Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.

protogoal by shlongsisters April 19, 2023

protoconstrogroto 

A emotionally insane fat man, running around a suburban neighbor hood screaming "Get in my belly! I want to eat you!"
And has a past of sports

Fat Guy (who played college football) runs around calm suburban neighbor hood screaming..."Get in my belly! I want to eat you!" He is a protoconstrogroto

protoconstrogroto by polpoty April 15, 2011

Protoman 

A name for a person who seems to be antagonizing you, but who you later realize was helping you prepare for the inevitable.
From Megaman 3, where the character Break Man fights you multiple times, but turns out to be your brother who is helping you train for the final fight with Wily.

Common Protomen are siblings, Teachers, and Parents.

Guy: Man, that teacher is an ass!
Guy 2: You'll see, he's helping you. He's a Protoman.

Protoman by Namagem1 September 28, 2008