protenous

adj- (pronounced pro-tenis) rich in protein

I had a very protenous dinner consisting of: grilled chicken, cottage cheese and edamame.

protenous by Alexandra Thomas February 1, 2006

protonostalgia 

An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.

Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"

protonostalgia by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007

Proteus 

A Malicious Internet Troll.

Websites around the world are being attacked by the "Proteus" troll.

Proteus by whodunnit December 28, 2005

Proteus 

Shepherd of the deep.

In Greek mythology, Proteus is an early sea-god, one of several deities whom Homer calls the "Old Man of the Sea," whose name suggests the "first" as protogonos is the "primordial" or the "firstborn.” He became the son of Poseidon in the Olympian theogony (Odyssey iv. 432), or of Nereus and Doris, or of Oceanus and a Naiad, and was made the herdsman of Poseidon's seals, the great bull seal at the center of the harem. He can foretell the future, but, in a mytheme familiar from several cultures, will change his shape to avoid having to; he will answer only to someone who is capable of capturing him.

Proteus by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

proteus 

1. In Greek mythology, a shape-shifting sea god who was the shepard of Poseidon's seal flocks
2. a blind, aquatic salamander with permanent gills, found in caves
3. an inspirational Edmontonian DJ who fused breaks and house music

Did you catch Proteus' set? It was dope!

proteus by haymaka May 3, 2004

The Proteus 

a tattoo on one's ass used to help them remember their name.

Man, I'm so wasted I can't even remember my name! I better check The Proteus.

Hey look at that drunk, passed out chick. I wonder what her name is! Hopefully she has a Proteus.

The Proteus by Crabbe April 3, 2009

Protonostalgia 

A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.

"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"

Protonostalgia by pleiades September 13, 2007