The best bang for you buck. No fuss, no muss. Your girlfriend doesn't want to give you oral sex? Or, god forbid, doesn't swallow? You are married for 10 years, and your sex life took a plunge after 6 months? Doing it in the poop hole seems like a distant memory or something from urban legends? When you finally recieve your monthly sex you think that even your hand and a bag of nails would be a better experience? Than despare no more! All it takes is some money and you're set to cumm!
Husband: What?? No sex for a week?! Just because I said your sister is sexy? That's what you think...
Half an hour later: Yes, hello, I'd like to order a large prostitute with everything on it...Yes yes, leather included...
by angrymind November 12, 2008
10 Words related to prostitute
Top Definition
1. (n.) One who will perform sexual acts if payment can be arranged. (Payment does not have to be moeny.)
You ARE a prostitute??? Damn mom, that's cold... that some real cold shit.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 04, 2003
Description: fuck 4 cash
Xample: who needs 1???????????
by Anonimous January 28, 2003
A women who sells her body to a variety of creeps, low-lifes and degenerates. The majority of her wages goes directly to her abusive scumbag pimp who takes pride in the fact that he arranges for her to be degraded at the expense of scum.
Since when was it Okay to go screw and fuck with a bunch of killers, junkies and perverts?
by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004
Someone who has sex for money/jewellery, gold etc..
by Cool Guy June 26, 2003
Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
by Stephan Smolka January 06, 2009
A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like
Chef, what's a prostitute?
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
A celebrity who sells their "integrity" to corporations and hawks their goods in commercials!
Wasn't that the "Jeopardy" host on that commercial saying how good a phonics program is?

Yes, one of the hoardes of celebrity prostitutes
by Piranha November 04, 2004

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