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male oral sex. the sucking of a dick and/or ballsack.

paige lowered to her knees seductively, and began to unzip bryce's jeans. she reached into his pants and pulled out his dick. she began to rub it teasingly, alternating speeds. bryce got very excited. he soon got a hard on, to paige's satisfaction. paige smiled up at bryce, taking his woody in both of her hands and licking her lips. she opened her mouth and closed her soft lips over his pulsating peen. she began to roll her tongue over it, up and down, left and right. the feeling was electric. paige looked up at bryce sexily, so submissive. she moved her hands from the dick to behind her back, to show off her bj skills. bryce's hand pushed paige's head onto his dick faster, maintaining a bobbing rhythm.both their breathing grew faster, but paige persevered. she continued to suck as hard as she could, taking little bites here and there until eventually bryce blew his load right into her mouth. bryce grabbed her face and squeezed her cheeks, then paige swallowed every last drop like a good girl. she licked her lips hungrily
aaron: dude how was she at giving a blowjob
bryce: she was so good. first she rubbed
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where a man comes inside a man or woman without a condom. often people with breeding kinks like to cream pie/ get cream pied. getting a cream pie feels really good
bro 1: dude i cream pied stacy last night
bro 2: sick was it good
bro 1: you have no idea dude she was so tight and when i creampied in her she loosened a little just how i like it
bro 2: ... so you wanna threesome anytime soon?
bro 1: sure dude stacy's too good not to share
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someone who has sex for any type of payment, usually money, job placement or just sex. can be male or female. see also hooker. often gets looked down upon by stuck up bitches who think prostitutes have no self worth
miranda: ugh look at her she's such a filthy prostitute i bet she's all stretched out
stacy: thats impossible miranda the pussy cant be physically stretched. also stfu, sex workers deserve respect theyre humans too
miranda: your right stacy i'll be kinder from now on
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pornographic imagery that is conjured in the mind by words.

brooke's round, well oiled breasts seemed to bounce in slow motion. she was getting it in the ass, and oh, how she loved it. she was an animal for a cock. her face was fixed in a permanent look of pleasure, as screams and moans escaped her mouth. the man behind her was slamming into her roughly, just how she liked it. he held her waist steady as he pounded into her, back and forth. brooke's breasts jiggled seductively as her entire body trembled with pleasure. her lover grabbed a fistful of her hair like a horse's reign and pulled it back. brooke let out a moan louder than a lion and orgasmed. her lover blew his load into her, grunting savagely. cum dripped out brooke's pretty asshole and onto the bed. she wiped a finger around her butthole and licked it clean of cum and got ready for round two.
girl: wow, urban dictionary really is the shakespeare of verbal porn. i'm horny just READING this!
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a threesome position usually involving two men and a woman. while tag teaming the woman (hitting it from both sides- one man in the ass, the other getting sucked off) they high five above her head to form an eiffel tower shape
cynthia: mmgfff !!!!!! *dick still in mouth*
blowjob bryce: what was that?
cynthia: *slides mouth off of dick* i said, keeping thrusting aaron!! i wanna feel you rearrange my guts..
anal aaron: *thrusts harder* unnh... you like that, you filthy whore!!
cynthia: ohhh...ahh.... oh god that feels so good... im such a slut for you two *continues to suck dick*
blowjob bryce: damn she's good at sucking cock. id fuck her till her tits fall off
anal aaron: ya bro what a great eiffel tower
*anal aaron and blowjob bryce high five*
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tender, passionate sex between people who love each other truly. can be slow, and intimate. NOT 'fucking', 'banging', 'hitting it', 'getting down wit'
*cynthia and aaron tenderly make love*
cynthia: oh aaron....oh you make me feel so good
aaron: you're so beautiful cynthia
aaron: *thrusts deeper into cynthias pussy, pulsating in and out like a plunger*
cynthia: mmm yeah keep exploring my pussy... make me come aaron
aaron: oh baby you bet i will *rolls over so he's on top*
cynthia: *comes*
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a type of sexual tease involving a woman (usually) dancing provocatively in a man's (usually) lap.
they can be paid for at strip clubs. eg:
natalie stripped to her underwear and began to grind against carl's leg. carl could hardly contain his excitement. his dick was getting harder. natalie smiled and began to teasingly ease off her bra, revealing a sexy pair of big, juicy, perfectly round and plump tits, which bounced up and down as she breathed. they shone in the light and carl gulped thirstily. natalie lifted a teasing hand to stroke one of the round breasts. she continued to rub her breasts across carl's face slowly, carl's breathing grew heavier his hands grabbed natalies hips and made them grind against his rock hard dick.she took control and grinded even harder on his crotch. carls face went red. natalie got off his lap. she bent over sexily, her pleasingly rounded buttock pressing against carl. she wore a thong, whose ribbon slid between her ample asscheeks more the further she bent down. she began to rub her ass all over carl, a sensation nothing short of pure heaven. he let out some gasps of delight and natalie rubbed harder and harder, her face blushing as she concentrated. though carl wasnt looking at her face. he was only mesmerized by her fat, ridiculously juicy ass, and her equally juicy tits. carl blew his load soon, after pulling down his pants. it landed on natalies tits. she pushed each voluptuous breast up to her mouth and licked all the cum off.
natalie: hey you want a lapdance carl?
carl: ye of course nat do you even have to ask
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