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A proski is one whom is a pro, but so much better than a pro. They are the best of the best, no one has the ability to top them, there is only a hand full of people in the whole world that has the title "Proski".

Here are a few:
Wayne Gretzky - Proski at the good ol' game of hockey
Michael Jackson - Proski at dancing, singing, creating pop songs
John Cena - Proski at not being seen
Gene Belcher (Bob's Burger's) at the keyboard
Person one: Man, that Nathan guy is really good at picking up girls!
Person two: Yeah man, didn't you hear? He's a proski!!
Proski by dudeofawesomeness May 28, 2017
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pulling off a joke or trick usually resevered or done by actual professionals...
Person 1: Did you see Josh do a 540 Japan Air off the 12 foot half pipe.

Person 2: Ya it was Proski.
proski by DannyBanany August 11, 2009
A fictional musician known for his album Assatude and Mental Health Check, along with feature modern Kanye West in his sophomore slump album ART. He us also known for his catchphrase "BOIW"
Man, did he here Proski's new album, critics call it garbage, but ART is actually like art you know.
Proski by Totality Slim August 31, 2025

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.
That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.
prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
A curse word in the UK. It's very bad to say.
"If you don't like it, you can can suck my proskater" Caddicarus, 2020
proskater by idkwhattoputheremayo October 30, 2020
1. A Christianized Turk who claims to be a fabricated "greek."

2. Someone who is unable to accept that their grandparents were ethnic Turks

3. Someone in their 50's who walks around with a plastic Spartan helmet and an aluminum sword yelling "300!"

Their grandparents were part of a population exchange between grease and Turkey where 1.3 million Turks of the "greek" religion were sent to grease and 500 000 "greeks" of the Muslim religion were sent to Turkey.

other forms: Prosfyg, Prosfygi, Prosfig, Prosfigi, Prosfiga, Prosfyga
You were born a Prosfig and you will die a Prosfig.
Prosfig by Prosfigi June 17, 2014

Prosciutto 

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.
I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.
Prosciutto by DarkyFish November 2, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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