Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!

Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.

Prosecutors Office by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

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prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was [innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

prosecutorial abuse by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019

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condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

surge protectors by mo cox February 1, 2007

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Prosecutor

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.

- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.

Prosecutor by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012