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proprietor 

a person who owns a business or property
Bill Gates is the proprietor of Windows.
proprietor by Charlemagne57 September 13, 2014

Protractor 

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.
Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends
Protractor by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

sole proprietorship 

(n.) Slang: Classy way to say "the business" in a sexual connotation.
Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd give her the sole proprietorship.
sole proprietorship by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

protractoring 

it's the asexual version of scissoring, so basically cuddling
Man, I want to go hang out in bed and do some protractoring with her
protractoring by fandomwizard April 20, 2017

Protractor 

Mathematical instrument that is intended for measuring angles. Can also be fired a great distance along a desk, a great event in the maths class olympics.
Thomasina: Give me my protractor. Fire!
Protractor by Spatula March 8, 2004

Protractor Panic 

The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.
girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason

5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!

10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.
Protractor Panic by mathsislame November 21, 2010