Portrait Prophecies

What are you doing here? Go on itch.io and play this dude's games.

Person 1: Whats your favorite game creator?
Person 2: Portrait Prophecies.. Why?
Person 1: No reason. Favorite game from them?
Person 2: Hmm, Idk. To the heights of my heart?
Person 1: Never heard of it.
Person 2: Check it out, it's really good.

(after checking it out)
Person 1: I have never wanted to hug a fictonal character so. bad.

Portrait Prophecies by qhantomia. August 22, 2021

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Prophetess

A woman with excellent perception. She is a gift from the gods. She seems clairvoyant, as her predictions or assessments of society will always be proven right in the end. People may pass her off as deluded, stupid or insane, but wise people will know she is simply ahead of the curve. Often controversial.

Azealia Banks is genuinely a prophetess and I don't care what anyone else says

Prophetess by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

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(Prophecising) PigFish

A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.

Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.

Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.

Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.

(Prophecising) PigFish by Dichard Rawkins October 5, 2009

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The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021