Property of Ones 

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

Property of Ones by Jeff October 8, 2003

Property of Ones 

A very important and benefitial rule for drinking beverages of a beer related nature devised by the great and wise Strong Bad.
It stands for the fact that a cold one's quality degrades with a rise in temperature, thus making it less of a cold one, and no longer drinkable.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- This rule does not apply in countries where room temperature ones are enjoyed.
- Under the right circumstances, a cool one, can be quite refreshing also.

"A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All" - Strong Bad

Property of Ones by Muggus December 6, 2003

property_of_bertholdt 

A beautiful and amazing person. He makes great content and has a very cute face. :3
I love him. <3

I want to spend the rest of my life with property_of_bertholdt.

property_of_bertholdt by Fr0ggz June 30, 2021

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'

If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking by pseudomath April 28, 2010

the property of ones 

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

the property of ones by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

transitive property of hoe 

1. The friend of a hoe, is also a hoe.

You sucked three dicks yesterday. Shit I can't be seen with you. The transitive property of hoe forbids it

transitive property of hoe by 8362 May 20, 2016

Transitive Property of Kissing

If Person A has kissed Person B, and Person B has kissed Person C, then Person A has kissed Person C through the transitive property of kissing.

If Chloe has kissed Jack, and Jack has kissed Elaine, then Chloe has kissed Elaine through the transitive property of kissing.

When I was talking with my boyfriend's ex, all I could think of was how we had kissed through the transitive property of kissing.

Transitive Property of Kissing by Ketsl May 26, 2006