Top Definition
THEFT of property.
Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.
by 1nfid3l June 23, 2011
The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
by Koden October 14, 2013
A fee imposed by the host for the usage of their place
Hey, can we roll a blunt in here?

Sure, as long as I get property tax.
by williestile August 28, 2009
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