promised land
promised land by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009
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Promised Land
1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.
2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.
2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.
1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.
2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.
2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.
Promised Land by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004
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Promised Land
My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.
Promised Land by Ryan J. February 23, 2005
The Promised Land
1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.
2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.
3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.
Examples:
a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.
3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.
Examples:
a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
The Promised Land by BekahBooVT March 22, 2020
promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...
He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
promised land by elvette July 20, 2006
promiseland of ashtrays
when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.
"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"
promiseland of ashtrays by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009
the Promiseland
In reference to someone coming back to their hometown
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind
Man 1: Dude, I'm coming into the Promiseland now!
Man 2: Welcome back.
Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland
promise land
Man 2: Welcome back.
Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland
promise land
the Promiseland by Joker King June 11, 2011