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Promblem 

Any problems relating to or as a result of the high school prom, i.e. you chipped a nail before the prom, your limo which was going to take you to the prom got a flat tire, your prom date turned out to be a huge d-bag, etc.
Sarah: "Stacy! I just got my dress back from the tailor and it's 8 inches too short!"

Stacy: "Why don't you whine to someone else about your promblems. I have better shit to do."
Promblem by Leuer September 8, 2009

promblem 

Amanda: I have a huge problem, it turns out I can't go to prom!
Jonah: Looks like you have got a promblem!
promblem by iamgladyoucame July 31, 2012

Promblem 

A slang term for when someone has a problem with prom
omg you need to come over I have a huge promblem
Promblem by Zane0FIce July 29, 2016

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater
Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

champagne problem 

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.
Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.
champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011