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procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.
procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.
PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

profflenine

Prah-Full-Nine

To be reffered to as one's genitalia.

The sexual organ of any organism.

I.E. Penis, testicle, or vagina.
My profflenine is itchy.

I have crabs stuck in the hair of my profflenine.

Your profflenine is smaller than my profflenine.

procaffeinated 

To delay or postpone action;
Put off doing something till you have had coffee!
I procaffeinated this morning before cleaning the house.
procaffeinated by fyregoose! April 22, 2014

procaffenating 

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.
procaffenating by Argonator February 4, 2016

Phalaffle 

Phalaffle is the breakfast (or any meal) that contains waffles and pancakes. or just waffles cause phalaffle is fun to say
oh man, i'm having phalaffles for breakfast today
Phalaffle by causejoshisthebest February 22, 2011