profologize

"Prof" derived from the word profusely "ologize" derived from the word apologize. profologize means to apologizes profusely or excessively.
I was talking to my friend Shane who has an annoying habit of apologizing too much and spliced the two words together. He's been using profologizing ever since.

Shane: Dude I'm sorry, I'm so fricking sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I think you're a whore. I'm sorry!!
Sarah: Don't profologize batch I am a whore.

profologize by dragonchaserchick@hotmail.com June 21, 2008

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Prepologize

To apologize for behaviour in advance

Aaron: I'm getting drunk here so I'd like to prepologize for anything I do or say from now on.

Dave: Respect

Prepologize by badnewsbrookes April 3, 2009

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Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

Proctologized by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

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prepologize

To explain in advance that one intends to insult, slam, or belittle the person one is addressing

"I don't mean this the way it sounds, but..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."

Used in a sentence: No. No. Please don't feel you need to prepologize for hurting my feelings.

prepologize by Ugbutton May 25, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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