The Professional

When a man rolls over his girlfriends chest pinning her arms down with his knees while proceeding to masturbate on her face and persons.

Yo adam last night my girlfriend ashley was being such a bitch, so right before she fell asleep i decided to pay her back with The Professional and I really made a mess.

by DiArRhEaJeSsE May 2, 2011

Professional

Lesbian

Gabrielle mace is very professional

by Puta madre April 13, 2019

the professionals

unsigned hype
a new original krew, of three young upcoming artists with a lot of protention - R. "Blur" Robbins, J, "JRE" Epperson, and T.o.DD

Professional Entertainment, Inc.
Blurry Studios, Inc.
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www.soundclick.com/theprofessionals
©Pro.Ent. 2004

We the Pro-fess--You know.

by randy [blur] robbins June 27, 2004

Strictly Professional

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

by A Josexual November 15, 2020

Professional Homeowner

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

by rainbowking January 31, 2023

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 26, 2020

Professional scorer

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

by TheYu February 25, 2021