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8.
any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.
Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.
by Kevin May 13, 2004
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9.
"Going Professional" is slang common in stoner circles where everyone sharing a bowl use their own lighters.
"Grab your lighter, we're going professional"
by danimal44 May 05, 2010
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10.
some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 23, 2010
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11.
Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.
"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010
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12.
When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"
Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.
by Angela Parra-Samra March 03, 2009
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13.
One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
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14.
A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.
"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage
by creammy_3 December 19, 2003
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