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8.
Drunk.
Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!
by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 02, 2011
 
9.
any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.
Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.
by Kevin May 13, 2004
 
10.
"Going Professional" is slang common in stoner circles where everyone sharing a bowl use their own lighters.
"Grab your lighter, we're going professional"
by danimal44 May 05, 2010
 
11.
some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 23, 2010
 
12.
Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.
"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010
 
13.
When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"
Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.
by Angela Parra-Samra March 03, 2009
 
14.
One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009