Prostitumblr 

A member of the Tumblr community that will sell out their dignity for Tumblarity points.

I could post nothing but XKCD comics all day too, but I'm not a prostitumblr.

Prostitumblr by Tumblr's Conscience June 4, 2009

Proctonumerology 

The process of pulling numbers from your ass.

RIAA Spokesman: Every illegal download costs the record industry $5000.

Bill: Do you have evidence to back that up, or is it just proctonumerology?

Proctonumerology by Bobby McGee Ain't Free December 30, 2010

pronotum 

Also known as the prothorax. Spell checker sometimes doubts its validity but people who know about bugs will understand you.

Oh! Sorry Sally it seems I've stood on and squashed your pet Beetle's pronotum.

Did somebody say they've got porn in their tummy?

pronotum by tailmarsh January 3, 2012

proctitute 

An individual who sells anal sex; combination of the word 'prostitute' and the prefix 'proct-', which revolves around an anus.

WTF!? There's a proctitute over there trying to get my attention!

proctitute by boyboy626 July 8, 2016

proctostomy 

from the *latin: *proct- anus, and *ostomy- the creation of a new hole. In simple terms, the shortening of 'ripping someone a new one.'

earl: man, clare just got all pissed off when she heard i dented the car.
phil: woa, she must've given you one bad proctostomy.

proctostomy by lil' snoopy January 21, 2010

proctonomics 

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.

The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.

proctonomics by OCH October 15, 2012