Henry Proctor

An arrogant twat. That’s all I really need to say. He is one of the most saddest people on this earth. He’s normally around 4 foot tall and probably plays Fortnite and mincraft. If you ever get unlucky enough to meet a Henry proctor GET HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

Person1: eww what’s that smell?
Person2. It’s probably a Henry Proctor!

by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 11, 2020

Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

by Grajaseriadero January 7, 2012

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.

Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.

by Hetero-Sexual Male December 19, 2017

Bob Proctor

An inspirational life coach. Creator of “The Secret” a documentary which teaches we can have, do or be anything we want. We need only focus on such things continually in a positive manner and they will manifest themselves into reality. It’s the law of Attraction

Yo’ who’s that wise old man who teaches “thoughts become reality” ?

That’s Bob Proctor, playa’

by Da Realist’ April 16, 2019

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014

aliana proctor

aliana is literally the funniest person ever like what the heck is wrong with her shes just born funny like right when she arrived on this earth she said a joke and everyone started laughing and she makes everyone so happy like everyone wants to be aliana period

OMG IS THAT ALIANA PROCTOR THEE GREAT !
fran: OMG YEAH SOTP SHES SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i know stop it

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022