procrush

When you have a crush on someone you work with professionally.

She has such a procrush on James Ogilvy.

procrush by Jessica Coghan April 25, 2008

procrashtinate

v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination

If you’re so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.

procrashtinate by Jerry.g.g June 30, 2019

Procrustes 

A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.

Boy 1: Fuck, I made out with this girl and now I have procrustes!

Boy 2: She must have been a Jew

Procrustes by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 4, 2010

procrustinating 

Procrustinating: when you take your time deciding on having your pizza on a thin and crispy base or a deep pan, or as a stuffed crust.

"we'd have ordered our pizza early if it wasn't for Dave and his procrustinating"

procrustinating by Ip12 February 13, 2017

Procrusthumbating

It's when your thumb is stuck up your ass so long it crusted over.

You take so long to do anything stop procrusthumbating and get off your ass

Procrusthumbating by Maplesc82 November 9, 2017

Procrustination 

Procrustination is the act of putting off eating the outer crust slice of the bread loaf and leaving it in the bread bin because you only desire the inner slices.

"Procrustination has taken place and now only two crusts remain in this near empty hovis bag."

Procrustination by Zardino January 30, 2022

Procrashtination 

'pro-crash-tin-a-shun' - the fine art of delaying, or attempting to delay or put off until a later time an inevitable disaster or catastrophic which is doomed to happen.

'Rishi Sunak is procrashtinating calling the UK General Election which is guaranteed to lose terribly.'

'The oil and gas industries believe passionately in procrashtination regarding climate change.'

Procrashtination by castlering February 13, 2024