procrasticoitus 

To use sex as a means of procrastination, or, to have sex to delay an important task.

Example 1: "Enough procrasticoitus, time to get on with this essay."

Example 2: "I have to prepare a presentation for tomorrow, fancy some procrasticoitus instead?"

procrasticoitus by Rascarin November 16, 2011

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus by Studied-out June 18, 2013

Procrastinitus 

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

Procrastinitus by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016