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Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
by cakeofages July 15, 2008

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