"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."
by carpediemdps March 30, 2010
A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.
by Bigb20 July 12, 2010
Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.
by TIME Lincoln March 4, 2011
1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.
2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.
2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.
1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."
2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."
2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"
by Taylor Deyoung October 24, 2007
When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.
by FamishedPants February 9, 2012
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