when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.
JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!
by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
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The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.
Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.
by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020
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D Procedure is as follows:
An Eltomentoquackquack
Followed by a Winkballs
And on a good day, a Brow Brush
Without D Procedure, or if any part of it is done without the rest of the steps IN ORDER, you risk catching a case of Diablimblimbsaphumphalis, which can only be cured by a Blinkballs or Lyme.
Matticoor didn't follow D Procedure, so he got diablimblimbsaphumphalis.
Wangers followed D Procedure but still isn't cured of his blimblimbs.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
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When one group member of a group of people is ignored due to the fact they are creeps or just cause its a group decision. the group makes a circle leaving the outcast outside the circle.
Eli:Um... procedure 7 on Zeta! "
Group: 7!!!!!! 7!!!! can i geta 7!
by Elias Barnes July 10, 2009
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An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.
"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"
by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013
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Using the index finger to stimulate the male prostate gland via the rectum, or in layman's terms, when a bird jabs her finger up your wrong 'un.
I can't sit down; my girlfriend performed the walnut procedure on me last night
by Will D Beast August 13, 2007
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Something Distributors should read.
Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*
by ShackledGnome May 6, 2005
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