probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.
mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!
by YO MY HO February 26, 2003
Top Definition
fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure
Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay?
by Ricky Wang July 21, 2005
What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.
"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"
by P.Rickshaw September 25, 2007
A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!
Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT!
by Skipster May 13, 2003
A blowjob.
Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..."
Matt: "That's none of your business you piece of shit".
by DJProbeMaster November 20, 2010
Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.
"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"
by Lottylula May 19, 2008
A way of punishing someone.
Fanta probes Deno to punish him.
by Fanta Panda November 03, 2007
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