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13.
Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.
That fucking american's been probed.
by superostia November 12, 2003
22 62
 
1.
fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure
Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay?
by Ricky Wang July 21, 2005
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2.
What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.
"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"
by P.Rickshaw September 25, 2007
106 72
 
3.
A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!
Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT!
by Skipster May 13, 2003
105 98
 
4.
A blowjob.
Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..."
Matt: "That's none of your business you piece of shit".
by DJProbeMaster November 20, 2010
44 40
 
5.
Penis,dick,pecker,cock etc. because it probes around in pussies.
He pulled his probe out.
by The Fury 13 December 07, 2010
32 37
 
6.
A way of punishing someone.
Fanta probes Deno to punish him.
by Fanta Panda November 03, 2007
35 49
 
7.
Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.
"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"
by Lottylula May 19, 2008
18 38