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Private Parts 

Soldier of the lowest military rank, pvt. Parts.
Can be a dick sometimes; occasionally a pussy.
"Where's Private Parts? "

"I don't know. He's AWOL again"
Private Parts by Whoopty Doo! March 1, 2020

Private Parts 

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch
child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.
Private Parts by Aynos November 22, 2011

Private Parts 

Private parts are a ass, penis,cock,vagina,ass,willy,dick,balls and bollox
Private Parts! Included: ass, penis,cock,vagina,ass,willy,dick,balls and bollox

private partied 

(verb) when the door guy at the club lies to you saying "sorry, private party", cause you just ain't it!
" I showed up at the door, and that asshole private partied me!"

Private Parts 

Men: The Penis, Testicles, and Anus.

Women: The Breast, Vagina, and Anus.
I saw Mark's Private Parts last night, and he let me play with them.

I saw Jenny's Private Parts last night, and she let me play with them.

private party 

seriously I can't believe i'm the first person to put this in...
then again its not really an urban word...

n. party of close friends with few if any outsiders, typically in someone's house/basement/garage/apartment above the garage. typically involves large amounts of alcohol and shenanigans
that time we hung out in Rachel's aunts garage and got so blasted on jello shots, had Sir Nicklington run the gauntlet and boosh chugger chugged a bush lite and puked gloriously on video.....THAT was a private party.