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The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.
Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.
by LAHATA! June 03, 2009
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The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.
Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.
by toaster2944 May 01, 2011
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A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.
aagghhhh crap i'm stuck behind another pritard
by BB The Clown April 13, 2012
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The driver of the Prius demonstrated his enormous inconsideration and puny intelligence by driving 10 miles below the speed limit in the fast lane, trailed by dozens of agitated drivers flipping him off. It was a clearly a an example of driving like a pritard
by Lord Writestoowell October 04, 2016
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