Skip to main content

prison shit

When you take a particularly large, and thus painful, shit. A shit that gives you the feeling of a gaping wide asshole and/or a rip in it or the passageway leading to it, and also would give you trouble walking straight for a while. Similar to the feeling you would get whilst getting fucked up the ass by a big black dick in prison. Essentially, a shit that is equal to the size of a black dick.
I had some of George's awesome homemade chili that his mom made for him, the one with mystery meat. Not a good idea, I ended up having to take a prison shit.
prison shit by Dr Grammar October 15, 2010
prison shit mug front
Get the prison shit mug.
See more merch

Hotdog Shits And Prison Chicks

When you spend the entire day eating hotdogs and then decide to video chat with prison women, but you also have to go to the bathroom, so you end up doing both at the same time.
Dude, last night Jobless, Virgil and I had another hotdog shits and prison chicks session.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026