Le Poux du Printemps 

A reorchestrated version of Stravinsky's Le Sacre du Printemps. Can be mistooken for the original very easily. Translated in English as "The Lice of Spring" (whereas the original is "The Rite of Spring") Contains "noises" idiots call music, whereas the rest of the "educated" world call it crap.

That sounds like Le Poux du Printemps!

Le Poux du Printemps by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Law of Printers 

Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.

The bane of high-school and college students' lives.

Teacher: Why is this report 4 days overdue?

Student: Sorry ma'am, it's the stupid Law of Printers.

Law of Printers by deathgleaner July 29, 2010

princeps 

first in time or order; the first, foremost,1 chief, the most eminent, distinguished, or noble; the first man, first person.

Augustus was actually the princeps of Roman empire

princeps by Ashi@aa December 3, 2019

Printess 

A little shit who can't do anything right. Lazy, unmotivated and always late, but also a great punching bag for emotional trauma. Honestly, actually a good person sometimes.

Person 1: When is Printess getting on?
Person 2: No idea.
Person 1: Its 7pm on a Friday, what the fuck.
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1 and 2: Fucker.

Printess by NotCyan March 25, 2022

Printers Devil 

a pressmans apprentice

Where is that little Printers Devil, I need my ink tanks filled!

Printers Devil by foxfire87 January 5, 2008

printernship 

An internship where the main tasks is making copies and getting coffee for the real employees

I thought my summer internship would be fun but it was more of an printernship

printernship by Olofisnumberone June 1, 2016

printerism 

printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers

guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism

printerism by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021