Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

by Bogrimm May 14, 2017

prime the pump

phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.

bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."

by Taters1985 January 14, 2009

prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw December 31, 2008

Prime the pump

Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum

by RodthaTripod September 7, 2015

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 29, 2021

self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee October 11, 2015