pricktoid 

A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.

You fucking pricktoid I can't believe you didn't buy the beer.

pricktoid by becy September 4, 2005

prickazoid 

A prehistoric prick.
Bigger and meaner then your more modern day prick.

"You are totally a prick, in fact, you're a prickazoid."

prickazoid by Derec D. December 26, 2008

Proctoid 

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.

That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.

Proctoid by HnkNWav March 3, 2009

Urban Pricktionary 

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.

John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.

Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

pricktard 

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

pricktard by Miranda H January 1, 2009

Pricktionary

A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.

After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.

Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

prickticing 

Purposefully being a douche bag to your siblings, so you keep your reputation in check.

Yeah, yesterday I was prickticing on my brother so that I don't lose myself when around my friends.

prickticing by Douchey McBaggington February 1, 2016