27 definitions by becy
A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.more...
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suici...
by becy May 3, 2005 add a video
Stands for "If you know what I mean" Very useful when constructing internet double entendres
Ohhhh i think you can get it harder than that sonny... iYKwIM ;)
by becy Oct 18, 2005 add a video
An idiot whose idiotry is so far advanced and firmly entrenched that they may as well be a walking dildo
Damn, that lalaland is a dildiot, he has no idea
by becy Aug 7, 2004 add a video
A half-man half-woman with a tiny penis and a pus-oozing vagina for a mouth, a trAse hangs around primary schools flashing his wizened deformed nipples at the kiddies on sport days when he can masturbate to the sight of them playing Scarecrow Tiggy
Tom is such a trAse, I despair of him ever getting laid.
by becy Jun 24, 2004 add a video
To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"
Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!
by becy Sep 13, 2005 add a video
A particularly nasty case of syphilis, usually localised to the gooch which will never clear up
He's got a face like a silvaside and smells twice as bad
by becy Jun 23, 2004 add a video
An adorable creature with the hospitality of a hobbit on ecstasy and the face of a Miss Middle Earth elf, breakme has an obsession with piercings, and given enough encouragement (ie bongs) will show you them all!
erin is such a breakme, i love her!
by becy Jun 25, 2004 add a video