| 1. | ziggomatic | ||
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{Not to be confused with "zygomatic"}
While adjoined with the 'v17' tag, this is a genius track composed by the computer device of Prichard L. Clams or whatever he calls himself... This track is 8 minutes, 35 seconds long and sources say that the little 'thank-you for your attention....bye' message at the end is Paula Abdul. sources are pending, and include: Aunt Jemima's Maple Syrup, KFC, and those little mini-blueberry muffins I forget the brand-name I think it's Hostess. "Yo Mordecai, yeh, I said Mordecai motherfucker,.......slap on disk 2 and hop to ziggomatic!!"
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| 2. | billie joe armstrong | ||
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Billie Joe Armstrong was born February 17, 1972 to Ollie and Andy Armstrong plus five older brothers and sisters. He was born in a small Californian town called Rodeo. Ollie, Billie's mom, was a waitress at a resturant called Rod's Hickory Pit, and Andy, Billie's dad, was a truck driver and a part-time jazz drummer. Billie recorded his first song at age five called look for love on Fiat Records, a local lable, (Billie's father played drums on the record.)When Billie Joe was ten years old, his father died of lung cancer, prior to this, Andy had given Billie his first guitar (a Fernandez Stratocaster) that Billie named 'Blue'(Age ten is also the age that he met Micheal Ryan Prichard in a school cafeteria. He is now known as Mike Dirnt.)At fourteen, Billie wrote his first song, and shortly after formed the band Sweet Children with Mike and John Kriffmeyer. Billie Joe attended Pinole Valley High School, where he earned the nickname Two- Dollar Bill because he sold joints for only two dollars there. Billie Joe dropped out of High School the day before his 18th birthday to devote all of his time to his music. Sweet Childern later changed their name to Green Day after gaining local fame and signing a deal with the local label, Lookout Records owned by Larry Livermore. A string of EP's followed. (All of these EP's can be found combined on the album 1039 Smoothed Out/ Slappy Hours.)John then dropped out of the band and another drummer (Tré Cool) joined. Green Day's next record was ... more...
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| 3. | dirty sanchez | ||
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The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety.
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Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez!. in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring. in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few! Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts. The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, an... |
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| 4. | nod | ||
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the Nod consists of a up and down motion, this motion is shared mainly by minority groups, or those seeking to be included in a minority group. Since that group, which is smaller then the greater ethnicity is in need of "coolness" and acceptance saying a greeting such as "hello" is not acceptable, instead the member of the group motions his head downwards, and the other upwards, to acknowledge their exsistance in the culture. Included in the 'nod' can also be a quick "eh" or "hows it goin", anymore communication then that is unacceptable due to the lack of relationship between the two members. Guy 1: *nod*, "Sup"
Guy 2: *nod*, "eh, hows it going" |
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| 5. | Dirty Sanchez | ||
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A British TV show that is wrong on so many levels On the next Dirty Sanchez...
Pancho gets liposuction in his ass. They put the excess fat in a jar and Dan drinks it. |
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| 6. | Mob' Town | ||
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Mobile, AL Gina: where are you going?
Larry: Mob' Town Gina: You're going to Mobile? Larry: Yeah then we are headed out to P'Cola |
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| 7. | Chikn Nugget | ||
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A substance with as-of-yet unknown composition, but supposedly consisting of chicken, and nuggets. Strangely though, this substance is permissible to eat by vegetarians. Further exploration is needed into this topic. I eat mah chikn nuggets, but I'm a vegetarian all the way.
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