In physics, a single unit Pritchard (1UP) is a measure of either mass, acceleration, electric current, elasticity, potential energy, lack of kinetic energy, explosive potential, carbonation, sublimation, or the degree to which a given object resembles a toaster. As it is such a flexible unit of measure, it has no equivalence, and can only be compared to other quantities of Pritchard units.
The Pritchard units contained in a new toaster approach infinity, especially as it sits still or is thrown off of a cliff.
A Tintnergraph, or encrypted Strohgraph
, is a visual technique for representing complex Systems of Systems (SoS), which employs an Advanced Runtime Data Obfuscation (ARDO) technique. As nodes, associations, and labels (Any Language but English (ALBE)) are added to the tree structure of a Tintnergraph, previous entries simultaneously lose all meaning, thereby protecting the true meaning of the diagram from curious coworkers and foreign spies alike.
They need it by tomorrow? Just Tintnergraph It And Let Them Figure It Out (JTIALTFIO).