Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

Pregnancy preventer by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011

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pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

pussy preventer by Smaaaash July 7, 2016

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Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

Blowout preventer by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

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preventative wiz

Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.

I'm gonna take a preventative wiz before we go so I won't have to drain it while we're out.

preventative wiz by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004

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rape prevention prevention

A ficticious course in how to counter rape defense . Offered to rapists who keep getting beat by their selected victims .

Yea , i'm taking that rape prevention prevention course ' , Back in the day , things were so much easier

rape prevention prevention by namaste neil April 18, 2011

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Paul Prenter

Probably one of the worst people to live. Paul Prenter is the villain in the story in Freddie Mercury's life. Basically tried to ruin his life for money. And he is evil.

Paul Prenter is evil as fuck.

Paul Prenter by Twentyonerosepetals November 8, 2019

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Preventoin

A word that went horribly wrong while being written by an illiterate girl. That girl in particular thinks she's spelling it right, but we all know she isn't.

"You spelled it as 'Preventoin' and not 'Prevention!'. Stupid!".

Preventoin by KewlZonicJazzysBad June 19, 2018

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