The douchebag's way of spelling, and saying, pretzel.
"I LOVE PRETZILS!!"
by Himynameisinexplicable March 15, 2014
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When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand
That spactard was fucking me off so much I gave him a chocolate pretzil

You tit
by chocolatepretzil June 20, 2009
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