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Jordan (Pretty Lady) 

A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.

She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!

I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
Jordan (Pretty Lady) by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021

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<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 

The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.

John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.

Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...

Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
"lol mastur ch33f suckas my asshole

"which 1ne?"

"all eight lolololololoolol fuck u"

"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."

"Yes, indeed."

"hai r u mster chif?"

"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"

Johann Presty 

This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.
Johann Presty is Really Stupid
Johann Presty by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026