pretend busy

The art of walking around at work, moving papers from one place to another, to give the impression that a person is busy at work

I was so pretend busy at work today; I completely missed the Christmas party that we had today.

by mslalib December 20, 2013

pretend listening

When Ryan Mayle acts like he is listening but really he is focused on other things... Generally he just yups, and yeahs a person while they are speaking. Quite possibly and more than likely, he is thinking about the future Petty Officer Mayle or tater tots.

Did you hear me or are you just pretend listening?

by Queen Neptune July 30, 2014

Mexican Pretender

A person of mainly or full Mexican descent who fancies himself/herself as a Native American in order to gain status, usually based on similair features and/or surnames.

A slang-term for Native Americans to put down other Native Americans by implying they are "half breeds" or not true Native Americans. Also used to imply inferiority.

"The Salgados shouldn't even live on the reservation, theyre just Mexican pretenders"

by Cool Koala May 1, 2009

pretend moderator

A person who attempts to moderate a forum even though they have never been, nor will they ever be, appointed a real moderator.
These net-nuisances are often known to use the report post to moderator button more often than the submit post button.

bluebora is a pretend moderator.

by VWVortex Canadian Regional Forum July 4, 2005

let's pretend

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

by yes juanito yes April 4, 2015

pretend lesbian

a girl who pretends to be a lesbain beacuse it is "in to be a lesbian"`

Oh my she is such a pretend lesbian!

by noel fieldings hairspray July 13, 2008

Pretend girlfriend

A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.

Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.

by 8we6oqd4wq May 23, 2020