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the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard
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Someone who is so dumb that they are in high school, yet still in pre-algebra
Brah, he is still in pre algebra. What a pretard!
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1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.
1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."
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When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.
"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"
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(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.
You: So, what do you think of Sarah Palin?

Me: I think she's a fucking pretard.
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someones state before they say/do something retarded.
"Im about to do something really retarded."

"I guess that would make you a pretard then."
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Someone who is about to lose a fight.
The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.
by Poppy Guapo July 10, 2005
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