president

see also, liar/asshole/dictator

the president says were free, haha!!! crock o shit

by ... May 19, 2003

President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

president

$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 29, 2002

president

a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006

preside

When a girl describes a massive dick and was schooled by it

Omg, the preside on the guy I was with last night was fucking outrageous

by Balls and ACT 3000 February 26, 2016

President

A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.

You know you my #1 president.

by panicatthebisco February 23, 2009

Presidents

Reffered 2 as Money cuz Dolla BillZ got Prezidentz on em

Ay Dondre u got ma Presidents?"

by Quick Quiz(myspace.com/quickquiz) December 2, 2007