Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.
by Stilgar October 18, 2007
A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.
by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017
1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
present mic pro hero
by dekuplusultra September 8, 2020
A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.
Didn't the VP's presentation just blow you away? I loved the falling apples turning into dollar bills.
But what was the point?
Dunno; it was definitely a powerpuff presentation.
But what was the point?
Dunno; it was definitely a powerpuff presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 10, 2011
The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."
Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."
Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)
by dmince93 April 21, 2011
Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.
"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"
"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
by literallyjust_girl December 2, 2020