pretard
pretard by Pretard King December 30, 2003
Pregtarded
The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.
When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.
Pregtarded by Dopeyete July 30, 2009
pretard
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Pretard
a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
Pretard by Baraka Bryan December 15, 2008
pregtard
a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.
"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
pregtard by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009