2 definitions by twattwattwattwatwhat?

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a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.
"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 01, 2009

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A veritable wall flower that has a geyser like penchant for filthy anecdotes.
I was shocked when Holly, after having stared into space over cocktails blurted out that she had blown the bartender on the bar after closing in front of my boyfriend. What a slutty tourettard!
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 01, 2009

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