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1.
a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.
"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 01, 2009