preNatal

A time before Microsoft's Project Natal was revealed. Referred to as a simpler time by many as we didnt have to get off the damn couch to play a game.

Guy 1: Dude! look at this old game controller!

Guy 2: Woah! It has buttons and you have to hold it!

Guy 1: Yup, this right here is some ancient preNatal technology.

Guy 2: Gotta love the good ol' days.

by Cobra91 June 15, 2009

prenatal

Your parents

So named because they existed before your birth

If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.

by MatthiasFW January 11, 2006

prenatal funk

Baby juices and or smells.

That apartment has some real prenatal funk.

by a bunch of degenerates. October 21, 2019

prenatal fuckup

An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.

by pierski June 15, 2009

prenatal suicide

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

by Moggraider May 27, 2008

Prenatal vitamins

Euphemism for birth control pills

Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.

by RMEEEEEE October 19, 2011

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009