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premadonna 

A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.
I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.

Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.

Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
premadonna by NCKnobster April 21, 2011
What life was like before the coronavirus pandemic
You know precorona I would have been well up for it but not now
Precorona by Oldspeckledhen March 21, 2020
Pre-moon is a trip taken by a couple before their wedding/engagment.
We've been to Italy for our premoon.
premoon by ld9491 June 1, 2017

Periodona 

Basically means exactly
A boujee way of saying period but with more emphasis
She looks so good today like periodona!!!
Periodona by Chloe j May 24, 2020

Primodon 

A big ass, 50 meter sea monkey that “watches yo tone”.
Primodon is here to eat my ass!
Primodon by Tordaboss March 12, 2022

PreMadonna 

An individual who focuses more on the prestige and admiration of onlookers rather than the art itself. Wanting to wear the black belt above having an actual love of the martial art. Desiring to be a ballerina or a beautiful singer or an amazing gymnast, handed bouquets, in the spot light and wishing for that same admiration she has seen other artists receive without appreciation or an understanding of the work and self sacrifice that it took to get there.
After America watched the women’s gymnastics team win Olympic gold in heroic fashion, gymnastics clubs around the nation became temporarily filled with PreMadonna children, inspired by such a feat.