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premenstrual 

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.
Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

Premanstrual Syndrome 

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.
"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

premanstrual 

A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.
Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.
premanstrual by Sheecreature December 8, 2012

Premoistral 

A state in which a female is angry and horny at the same time.
"We did it after a huge fight because I was so premoistral"
Premoistral by Moisty August 15, 2012

preminstrel syndrome 

Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.
Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!
preminstrel syndrome by QuacksO December 2, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026